Le crap.

OHAI I just developed a new phobia - Twittieberophobia. Where you're scared of logging in to your Twitter and see someone tweet/retweet anything related to Justin Bieber.

Let me set the record straight - I do not hate Justin Bieber. Well I used to. But then I thought it's ridiculous to hate someone just because he's following his dreams. I mean my dream is to have a lifetime supply of Skittles,... but that's not the point.

The point is, it's his ultra, super, highly fanatic fans or 'Beliebers' that I despise. And just an FYI even though I think I've mentioned it before, I am a Taylor Swift fan, but do not like when someone called me a 'Swiftie'. I don't see anything wrong with the term 'Taylor Swift fan'. Or you can add 'dedicated fan' or.. 'loyal fan' if you like. Does claiming yourself as a 'spinacea oleracea' makes you more of a vegetable than saying you're a 'spinach'? No. Plus I'm not even swift, I'm clumsy and socially awkward person so technically it'll be a lie to call me a 'Swiftie'.

I don't care if you met, touched, smelled, sniffed, licked Justin Bieber. I met Taylor Swift and I didn't brag much about it, did I?

Someone smells really bad in this library.

His fans need to set their priorities in life straight. I swear some of them think of Justin as God I'm not even lying. I remember one time, there was an earthquake somewhere(not Japan) and his fans tweet him something like please pray for us, tweet me and I'll feel better, blah blah blah.

Really dude. Really?

How about you actually go to a church/temple/mosque/gurdwara and actually pray. Because just singing ~close my eyes and pray~ does not make any difference in the world. If you're an atheist.. well.. you still should not turn to Justin Bieber to ask for help! Tweeting #prayforjapan is pointless too if you do not actually contribute something, either donation, volunteer or at the very least pray to your God(s). That'll be like 'oh let's all tweet #prayforjapan and eat waffles and go to sleep'.

This guy in front of me is wearing a sunglasses. In the library. I'm sorry my future is so bright you need to wear it indoor to protect yourself. My bad.

And the whole thing about hating Selena just makes the whole thing even more ridiculous. I guess I'm not much of a fangirl of anyone but dude, be realistic. YOU are not going to date Justin Bieber. I've accepted the fact that I am not going to

a) to date Johnny Depp
b) meet a real-life zombie
c) receive my letter from Hogwarts

either so you should just accept the hard, cold reality, ey mate?

You know, I get it. I don't blame girls (and guys - it's okay I know you were 'Born This Way'.) to go crazy over him. He's good-looking, sing oh sewww ~*~*sweet*~*~ songs and ... stuff. But this whole 'Bieber Fever' thing is just EVERYWHERE and it's just SO IN-YOUR-FACE kind of thing. I get it and I have established the fact that you, and so does millions around the world, are in love with him. I can see you're wearing a shirt with his name on it, cool. I can see you're listening to his songs, cool. I can see you hope you'll get a tweet back from him, COOL. Now how about a nice big hot steaming cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!

Oh I can't use the F-word anymore in my blog because apparently my dad's friends read this blog too. I don't get it though, why people write f*** or f**k instead of .. the F-word itself. Is it any politer? What else would f**k stands for anyway? Fwek, frek, fjik or something.. If you say to protect the children from knowing bad words, well children are naturally curious. They can just look it up online or ask someone else. Better to say, 'son, that stands for (insert F-word) and that's a really, really bad word that you should not say to anyone, in any situation. Because that will make you look really, really bad. LOL jk that will make ME look bad and people would say I didn't teach my children and stuff who cares about you.'

Le sigh Anis would make a terrible mother appreciation blog '11.



I don't even know the point of this blog post and I don't make any sense I just write and write non-stop now I feel like I'm drunk blogging.. oh well some people say drunk words are sober thoughts. But yes I can assure you I've never been drunk.. but but I USED TO BE LOVE-DRUNK! Get it? Get it?? :D

Lame joke is lame.




(oh the pictures I promised before are being uploaded as we speak, this rant just have to be posted asap or else my mind is going to explode.)


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